We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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