return my video game
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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