apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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