I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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