I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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