Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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