quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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