girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I'm really busy with my period
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