Non-Jews are for practice
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling