It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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