I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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