If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
