Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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