My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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