Are we in a gay sports bar?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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