Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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