Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
