my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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