Your face is a jimmy john
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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