Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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