Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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