Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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