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Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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