I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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