Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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