That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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