I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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