How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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