I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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