How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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