She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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