She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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