love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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