You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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