one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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