I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...