I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way