can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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