How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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