Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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