i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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