I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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