best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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