I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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