The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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