I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize