i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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