I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Please. i have SOME standards
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.