i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?