What should our trivia night team be named?
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if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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