If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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