When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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